i think we should all go back to carrying cheap little plastic mp3 players that look strangely edible and only hold like 200 songs

listening to unwritten just as natasha bedingfield intended

i love you vampire themed media i love you metaphor for queerness i love you blood aesthetic i love you gothic architecture i love you coffin beds i love you cross necklaces i love you canine teeth i love you intimacy hidden in violence i love you vampires

Observation #1: The prefix "a-" means "none", such as in "asexual", "apolitical" and "Atheism".

Observation: The word "unicorn" is a combination of "uni", meaning "one", and "cornus", meaning "horn".

Conclusion:

ALT

This is an acorn.

Taking beastrogen to become a wretched creature

Taking pestosterone to become a nasty nuisance

take both at once to instantly turn yourself into a coyote

"mid" wife?.....ha, ha......no such thing.

kill them with kindness? wrong, eldritch blast

he may be fucked up, but i gotta tell you he has excellent tits

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

wtf is a 'tiktok song' we discover music through animation memes and warriors MAPs as god intended